Friday, January 12, 2007
Yaz Zaps Bear
Waa boo *sniffles*, like they say "No good deed goes unpunished"
Here was I, El Growly Bear letting Yaz (la bonito noche mujer) know that water just slides off a ducks back...and she gets out her Supersoaker 5000 and zaps me.
Bears can get wet, ;(
We polar bears have a nice layer of fat to keep the chill out though.
Geez thanks Yaz.
Here was I, El Growly Bear letting Yaz (la bonito noche mujer) know that water just slides off a ducks back...and she gets out her Supersoaker 5000 and zaps me.
Bears can get wet, ;(
We polar bears have a nice layer of fat to keep the chill out though.
Geez thanks Yaz.
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Hanging wit da Nici Crew
Well some people just cannot help name dropping.
And yes I am going to drop one too.
Alriiiight, you don't have to look too far to guess who I am going to name.
My Fav Midnite Maiden, the Lady Yaz of Class95's Love songs
Below is a pic of me and a mutual friend of Yaz, just chillin out
Growly Bear and Jolly Mah
And yes I am going to drop one too.
Alriiiight, you don't have to look too far to guess who I am going to name.
My Fav Midnite Maiden, the Lady Yaz of Class95's Love songs
Below is a pic of me and a mutual friend of Yaz, just chillin out
Growly Bear and Jolly Mah
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
JaRheads be gone!
HAH! I have been informed that this morning, when Gong & the Frying Duchand
were doing their Mourning show, someone called in for the "Cash Call".
Ok that is not the punch line.
Ring that Gong (G. Ong) told the caller that they had won $200 because NO ONE was listening to Cartunes yesterday to call in and claim the money.
Like I said, put Rod on the 12am-6am shift where he can only play music and not say a word.
Jean can get a sock puppet and talk to it when she is lonely.
Gee am I extra grumpy this day?
Maybe, as I have been steadily avoiding listening to Class95 between the hours of 5pm and 9pm.
But every now and then we have to be forced to listen to some REALLY stupid excerpt from Cartunes.
IS the BEST of Cartunes really sound bites of JaRheads (Jean & Rod) talking to a kid whose name they have not pronounced correctly since day 1.
ARRGH! Better get my meditation CD and play it with the volume up full!
were doing their Mourning show, someone called in for the "Cash Call".
Ok that is not the punch line.
Ring that Gong (G. Ong) told the caller that they had won $200 because NO ONE was listening to Cartunes yesterday to call in and claim the money.
Like I said, put Rod on the 12am-6am shift where he can only play music and not say a word.
Jean can get a sock puppet and talk to it when she is lonely.
Gee am I extra grumpy this day?
Maybe, as I have been steadily avoiding listening to Class95 between the hours of 5pm and 9pm.
But every now and then we have to be forced to listen to some REALLY stupid excerpt from Cartunes.
IS the BEST of Cartunes really sound bites of JaRheads (Jean & Rod) talking to a kid whose name they have not pronounced correctly since day 1.
ARRGH! Better get my meditation CD and play it with the volume up full!
Class95 the Date, Melanie Mostafa
Riiiight, time for another WTF comment on what one has to listen to via the Radio.
The station in question Class95, the show Blind Dates.
Let me first say the show has been interesting, never do I slam something before I have given it a chance.
Unlike some people I know who just slam a show just because it is a product of the local broadcast agency, which you know has the *winning* formula of 6 min of show and 12 minutes of advertisments. Oh and let me NOT forget to mention that a show that is supposed to start at 8pm (or any other time) never does. You ALWAYS have to set your VCR to start recording from 7.58pm ,that does NOT take into account that your VCR's clock and THEIR clock may not be in sync! So you may STILL miss the begining.
Riiiiiight back to Blind Dates on Class95. The Current Date (see date of posting this blog lah!)is Melanie Mostafa.
I was listening to her describe herself.
First thing that came to mind, "Makeup your mind woman!!!"
On one hand she is "Free-spirited,spontaneous" on the other she is "Pragmatic"
On one hand she "looks vunerable" on the other hand "she possess an inner strength"
On one hand she would be attracted to a guy who "is spontaneous, adventurous" on the other hand he should be "focused and level-headed"
eh HARLO woman, you want what?? Sweet and Sour Chicken?
Wait a minute, you a Gemini? I dated a girl who was a Gemini, and she was like how Miss Melanie describes herself.
Oh well, lets see how the show goes tonight. It might be exciting but predictable. I might enjoy it but have to learn to appreciate it.
The station in question Class95, the show Blind Dates.
Let me first say the show has been interesting, never do I slam something before I have given it a chance.
Unlike some people I know who just slam a show just because it is a product of the local broadcast agency, which you know has the *winning* formula of 6 min of show and 12 minutes of advertisments. Oh and let me NOT forget to mention that a show that is supposed to start at 8pm (or any other time) never does. You ALWAYS have to set your VCR to start recording from 7.58pm ,that does NOT take into account that your VCR's clock and THEIR clock may not be in sync! So you may STILL miss the begining.
Riiiiiight back to Blind Dates on Class95. The Current Date (see date of posting this blog lah!)is Melanie Mostafa.
I was listening to her describe herself.
First thing that came to mind, "Makeup your mind woman!!!"
On one hand she is "Free-spirited,spontaneous" on the other she is "Pragmatic"
On one hand she "looks vunerable" on the other hand "she possess an inner strength"
On one hand she would be attracted to a guy who "is spontaneous, adventurous" on the other hand he should be "focused and level-headed"
eh HARLO woman, you want what?? Sweet and Sour Chicken?
Wait a minute, you a Gemini? I dated a girl who was a Gemini, and she was like how Miss Melanie describes herself.
Oh well, lets see how the show goes tonight. It might be exciting but predictable. I might enjoy it but have to learn to appreciate it.
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Yaz gone FLASH
As a tribute to my Fav mid-nite DJ I thought that she needed a little flash.
Monday, March 27, 2006
Wan to sou lie Ahmore ahh... (do you wish to sound like a westerner)
Ok I've bit*hed enough, I'm going to give this crash course in how to speak with an American Accent.
| Word | Fake American Way | The Right Way |
| Beauty | Bee-yudi | Bee-you-tee |
| Body | Bar-dee | Bod-dee |
| Petrol | P-trall | Pet-roll |
| Twenty Thirty | T-Wenny Ther-Dee | Twen-Tee Th-ur-Tea |
| Water | Warder | War-Ter |
| Panties | Pah-neez | Pan-Teez |
SHUT UP and PLAY the song
Why does one listen to the radio? To stay tuned to one particular station?
Because of the music they play.
SO WHY!!?? Do they imagine that if they actually play a song without screwing it over someone is going to record it and then sell it as a pirated CD of Class95 best hits?
Come on guys...
There REALLY IS NO NEED to keep the DJ spewing and I mean SPEWING inane crap right till the last 1/2 second before the vocals start.
A DJ is supposed to PLAY music that entertains their audience.
Add in some chit-chat between songs.
What we are getting is verbal diarhoea-song-verbal diarhoea
Now the music marathon has the right idea, trust me. DJ can chat as much as they like, but when it comes to playing the music THAT IS what you get.
Lastly, dudes and dudettes the word is Marathon (MARE-RAH-TH-ON) NOT (MARE-ER-THERN)
The word IS an Ang Mo word, no need to Ang-Mo-Ise it.
Say it right and you do NOT need the fake accent.
Because of the music they play.
SO WHY!!?? Do they imagine that if they actually play a song without screwing it over someone is going to record it and then sell it as a pirated CD of Class95 best hits?
Come on guys...
There REALLY IS NO NEED to keep the DJ spewing and I mean SPEWING inane crap right till the last 1/2 second before the vocals start.
A DJ is supposed to PLAY music that entertains their audience.
Add in some chit-chat between songs.
What we are getting is verbal diarhoea-song-verbal diarhoea
Now the music marathon has the right idea, trust me. DJ can chat as much as they like, but when it comes to playing the music THAT IS what you get.
Lastly, dudes and dudettes the word is Marathon (MARE-RAH-TH-ON) NOT (MARE-ER-THERN)
The word IS an Ang Mo word, no need to Ang-Mo-Ise it.
Say it right and you do NOT need the fake accent.
Sunday, February 05, 2006
What time is it?
Ok here is the deal. I was listening to the radio...DDUH!! (free plug for Class95)
I got caught up in doing some sh1t, and this commercial for Desparate Housewives comes on.
"blah blah.....on tomorrow at 9"
Suddenly I stop, *cue soundtrack of gears turning*, tomorrow I ask myself, but that is Sunday. The new season starts on Monday. So I look at the clock, and it says 12.17am.
*cue soundtrack of bell going TING!!* *cue visuals, one lightbulb lighting up*
Oh yeh it is Sunday but damn early in the morning...17 minutes into Sunday in fact.
So how many of you have that problem, of NOT thinking that tomorrow really begins after midnight? To me Sunday only begins when I open my eyes AFTER I have gone to sleep on Saturday night.
I think that if you are going to air a commercial this early in the morning you should add in the day just so you don't cause major panic by making people think that have their days wrong and in 6 hours or so they have to get up and start another week of crap in the office.
I got caught up in doing some sh1t, and this commercial for Desparate Housewives comes on.
"blah blah.....on tomorrow at 9"
Suddenly I stop, *cue soundtrack of gears turning*, tomorrow I ask myself, but that is Sunday. The new season starts on Monday. So I look at the clock, and it says 12.17am.
*cue soundtrack of bell going TING!!* *cue visuals, one lightbulb lighting up*
Oh yeh it is Sunday but damn early in the morning...17 minutes into Sunday in fact.
So how many of you have that problem, of NOT thinking that tomorrow really begins after midnight? To me Sunday only begins when I open my eyes AFTER I have gone to sleep on Saturday night.
I think that if you are going to air a commercial this early in the morning you should add in the day just so you don't cause major panic by making people think that have their days wrong and in 6 hours or so they have to get up and start another week of crap in the office.
Saturday, February 04, 2006
Rod is SILENCED!!!
Woohoo I just heard, Rod Monteiro (Class95 : Cartunes) is being silenced.
Ok so it is for the Radio 70th Anniversary Gag, but at least it is happening!
Apparently you canjeer cheer him as he attempts to keep silent while doing various tasks set by the redio listeners!
I guess that little joys should be enjoyed.
Ok so it is for the Radio 70th Anniversary Gag, but at least it is happening!
Apparently you can
I guess that little joys should be enjoyed.
