Growly's Cavern

Jean (Cartunes Class95) finally said something brilliant!
Have Rod silenced! No end to the time frame. No 70 hours or days....lets make it years!!

Ok so Jean Danker has to fly solo this week (and last week)
I tell you the number of people who have been tuning their radios BACK to Class95 is amazing!
Now, almost anywhere I go in the evening after work, I can hear Cartunes. Previously it was any other station.
Coincidence? I think not, but to be sure I'll let you guys know what station I hear next week.

Do we REALLY need to hear him even when he is on leave?
Absence does make the heart grow fonder.
SO! The longer the person is out of sight and out of mind the fonder we will all be!

It is agreed Cartunes really needs only 1 driver.
Take Rod off the air! He is NOT funny, or entertaining. Just listen to 1, yes, ONE show and you will have heard the best of Rod Monteiro.
Sadly that usually causes the ears to ring and sometimes bleed from the sheer torture.

*disclaimer* I'm sure he is nice in person but his radio personality needs to be sold to the karanguni man.

Some of the more highly predictable and irritating things you can expect if you have to hear Rod while trying to enjoy Cartunes

1.The opps I said it again.
Trust me you could see it coming a mile away.

2.I'll tell you later
$10 bucks says he will drag that one out. He'll actually keep saying it and not tell till any interest in the subject is totally lost or most people cannot remember what he was going on about.

3.Again, again and again
If there is something he said will not do again...he'll do it!
IF someone says stop it...he won't

4.The accidental mistake
Oh boy, there is nothing accidental about it. Nor is it a mistake, you can also see it coming.

5.Over acting
He makes Jim Carrey look like a wax figurine. Need I say more?

6.Smooth talking sleeze bag
He achieves it, I'm sure the female callers who have to speak to him wish they had not taken part in the contest.

I could go on but you will have to scroll for miles.
So lets have one driver on Cartunes. Let Jean Danker do the show alone, if she is lonely....get a hand puppet and talk to it between songs!

ok here is the scenario, I'm in the office. Working on something. Letting the radio break the silence. A Cartunes commercial comes on.
*POW* all concentration is lost!
Jean and Rod are attempting to "type a letter to their listeners" so the reading aloud of what they are typing.

What is the problem here other than the sound of Rod's voice?
The sound of them just hitting the keys on the keyboard like a bunch of monkeys.

Don't believe me? Get someone (who can type fast) to type out a quick message. Then get them to just hit keys randomly.

I like Class95 but there are moments when something like that can just kill the mood.

So please if you are going to do something, do it right!

On the way home after a long day, I was tuned to Class95 Love Songs and Yazzer was talking about Lobin Hoot bringing some munchies.


Me curious....*raise one fuzzy eyebrow*
Which kind of kueh lapis was The Yazzer choping into?
Both are yummy.

Ok who is the genius that wrote the dialog for the commercial being played on the radio (Class95)?

Synopsis: Daughter is throwing away her clothes. Mother asks why. Then the daughter has to EXPLAIN to her mother that she has lost weight and why is her mother so blind to that oh so obvious fact.
Now here is where the sincerity comes across. *drip sarcasm liberally over the top*
The mother's reply is, OH YES!!...blah blah...your figure looks just like Fiona Xie.

Come on guys!!! Unless you have a feeble grasp of the English language then you are forgiven, how can you miss it!!??

Only after the daughter has pointed out that she no longer looks porcine does the mother start showering the compliments.
Now do you really want to buy a product that has results you can only see if you parade around in your birthday suite with before and after pictures attached to the affected regions.

Now don't get me wrong, I'm sure the product works. I own several Osim products myself.
I'm talking about the commercial.
Please re-edit it!!!

I should be asleep. But gotta finish some work. So here I am hunt-n-pecking the keyboard some code to make a website. Realplayer is open with Class95 streaming. Yummy Yasminne is on. Yo Yazzer! (she knows who....yeh sure...like she would remember the Growly Bear)

check em out....the only risk is enjoying yourself too much of course.
http://www.class95.sg/